Boozers Battle of the Bogeys

Sweet Cheek's Sports Book Launch

2008-08-01T14:45:00.001-04:00

For all your Boozers Betting needs!

Check it out at:
sweetcheeksgaming.blogspot.com.

2008 Teams

2008-07-31T11:15:00.002-04:00

Teams for the 2008 BBOB are:

Wes, Barkley, Pops
OC, Shags, The Moze
Connolly, Hillz, Gulick
Lintner, Von Bodner, Seaman

Anyone want to make some betting favorites for the year?

Ashville

2008-07-13T18:38:00.002-04:00

We only have a couple of weeks before BBOB invades Ashville. Should we notify the residents of what is getting ready to happen?

2008

2007-11-29T12:15:00.001-05:00

Any suggestions on BBOB 2008?

ESPN's rankings of College Coeds

2007-08-27T14:57:00.000-04:00

Not only is UGA the #1 school, but the SEC dominates this list.

Top quotes/revelations from the weekend

2007-08-27T07:56:00.000-04:00

1 - Bodacious - pronounced (Bosh-a-dosh-us)
2 - Chicken Sandwiches are just as refreshing as pools
3 - "I just want to hump something"
4 - Rat a tat tat

2007-08-22T14:23:00.000-04:00

Plain and Simple

2007-08-22T11:09:00.000-04:00

Directions to Southern Pines

2007-08-21T12:51:00.000-04:00

Here are Google's directions from the ATL to Southern Pines. Technically, it's to Pine Needles, but Talamore is just a little further down the road on the right hand side. Safe driving to all.

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Let the Games Begin

2007-08-19T22:29:00.000-04:00

Well we have all played our practice rounds with our team charting favorite yardages and who can hit a flop shot...but we head to Southern Pines this WEEK!

I'm sure that Myrtle is either bracing for our arrival because they didn't get the memo on the location change or they are breathing a sigh of relief.

Beware North Carolina

Weather Function Added

2007-08-19T17:51:00.000-04:00

With BBoB X only days away now, and we find ourselves looking for ways to get through the day, you can spend part of that time checking the current conditions and forecast for the upcoming weekend in Southern Pines. Thanks to our friends at Accuweather, weather info is now part of the Boozers site.

Let the Games Begin!

2007-08-06T22:49:00.000-04:00

The teams have been picked, and the home stretch is upon us. Coming out of tonight's draft at Taco Mac, your 2007 teams battling for the BBoB X title are as follows (proper team names forthcoming):

8-lb., 6-oz. Baby Jesus
Zeigler (picked 1st & 8th)
O'Connor
Seaman

Head & the Alcohooligans
Gulick (picked 2nd and 7th)
Connolly
Lintner

The Killer B's
Messer (picked 3rd & 6th)
Shags
Barkley

We're Too Cool to Release Our Team Name to the Public
Cheek (picked 4th & 5th)
Bodner
Hilley

Good luck to all!

the Road

2007-07-30T19:33:00.000-04:00

I think that I may have a shot to play well at Tobacco Road if I'm able to replace myself with my alter ego on tiger woods. From seeing a couple new pictures, we may all be popping some prozac after the round.

first tee shot - 190 to carry the hills, fairway runs out at 250. so catch it good but not too good.

Draft Set for Monday, August 6

2007-07-24T15:18:00.000-04:00

BBoB Commissioner Eric von Bodenheimer announced today amidst mass speculation and anticipation that the team draft for Boozers Battle of the Bogeys X will take place Monday, August 6 at 6:30pm. The Taco Mac Perimeter location will once again serve as host venue, after many successful years in the dirty back room of $3 Cafe, or whatever it was last called before it was torn down.

In an official release, Bodner very eloquently said, "Well, the 10th edition is now only 30 days away from us... and Southern Pines doesn't know what they have coming. With the tournament now less than a month away, we are due to have our draft."

Brian Messer, projected to be one of the four players who will be drafting a team, made no objections, but did make it known he would need ample time to drive his golf cart back to Peachtree City in order to be home by 9:30 so not to miss his favorite shows, "My Super Sweet 16" and "Engaged and Underage".

Eric Cheek, the only "captain" yet to confirm, was rumored to be somewhere in middle Georgia watching teenage girls with no shoes on play golf. Fortunately for the high integrity of the Boozers' Tour, Cheek has not yet appeared on NBC's "To Catch a Predator."

See you on August 6th.

I'm way to bored at work today

2007-07-18T16:47:00.000-04:00

- Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her. ~Val Doonican

- If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. ~Horace G. Hutchinson

- If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean Martin

- When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. ~Author Unknown

- My handicap? Woods and irons. ~Chris Codiroli

- "Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is "Wear it if it clashes." ~Henry Beard, Golfing, 1985

- The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez

- Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. ~Tiger Woods

- Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~Jimmy DeMaret

- "Hit it hard. It will land somewhere."Mark Calcavecchia

- "Now there is a perfectly sliced shot. And by perfect, I mean it sucked". -Outlaw Golf

- "Well, it's pretty clear that this player cannot sink any lower than this. Until his wife leaves him. Then he becomes an alcoholic". - Outlaw Golf 2

Just in case we can't bring beer to The Pit.

2007-07-18T11:08:00.000-04:00

No one would ever suspect anything. I am so not busy at work right now.

If only Daly would join Boozers

2007-07-16T14:06:00.000-04:00

This is great. It looked like Daly was having his own BBOB event with just himself. I especially like it when he gives the cart girl a wad of cash then takes the whole cart (Messer, that is your job this year).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwn7KimEosQ

QBs teeing off at UGA

2007-07-09T14:37:00.000-04:00

It might make you feel a little better about yourself to know that Stafford isn't a golden boy at everything. What makes me think he'd be a perfect fit on the BBoB tour?

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/content/multimedia/video/index.html?clip=22452

If Tobacco Road is #10...

2007-07-08T23:26:00.000-04:00

I played a course earlier this week in Dothan, Alabama that I can't believe isn't in the Top 50 list so I'm going to assume it's #51.

See the link to the scorecard here:

http://www.rtjgolf.com/courses/highlandoaks/scorecard.htm

With Boozer's around the corner I decided to play it as tough as it gets so I played it from the "Purple" tees. We played the Magnolia and Marshwood nines that measure a ridiculous 7,704 yards with a 493 yard par 4 and a 701 yard par 5.

It's just a shade tougher than the Marietta City Club....you hear me Seaman?

Bye Bye Beach

2007-07-06T17:00:00.001-04:00

Everyone can post

2007-07-05T11:32:00.000-04:00

I figured out how to let everybody post comments, pics, etc. You should have received an email invitation to give you access to post on the BBoB website/blog/whatever you want to call it.

So now, everyone has the ability to put stuff up on here rather than just me. That seems much better.

Welcome to BBoB X...online!

2007-07-02T10:20:00.000-04:00

This is the first half-assed attempt to get BBoB into the 21st century. Wish us luck.

What you're looking at is sort of a "rough draft" -- just a way to throw a bunch of shit up on a web site easily and cheaply. Hopefully we'll figure out how to do this best, because I really don't have much of a clue what I'm doing. Just learning as I go along.

PLEASE share any comments, suggestions, ideas, pictures (that aren't from Secrets Cabaret or the Crazy Horse), and of course, personal attacks on other fellow BBoB tour members. Enjoy.

Pictures from previous tourneys!

2007-07-02T10:07:00.001-04:00

Cheek doin' the bull dance...a classic BBoB image.

I've added a few more pics from other tourneys over the years, and there are many more to come that I haven't gotten to yet (please share YOURS [Barkley] as well -- if you put them on Flickr or some other sharing site, I can link to the URL).

You should be able to access all the other BBoB photos by clicking through this one. I'll add the rest of my BBoB Ocho pics (i.e. Hilley and Bodner drowning in the intercoastal) and some good ones from last year, too.

Messer is on YouTube

2007-07-01T21:50:00.000-04:00

Messer (Mozer) tees off shirtless after a rainstorm and many beers during the Boozer Round at The Wizard. It was a perfect way to kick off BBoB 7. Unfortunately, there is no existing video of Lintner spearing Seaman into the lake.

Messing around with pictures and fonts...

2007-06-29T12:00:00.001-04:00

BBoB 2007 Field

2007-06-29T10:09:00.000-04:00

This year's field of golfers/boozers:

BRYAN BARKLEY
Eric Bodner
Eric Cheek
George Connolly
Jason Gulick
Matt Hilley
John Lintner
Brian Messer
Jeff O'Connor
Brent Rea
Todd Seaman
Bill Zeigler

Is this the first time in years without a rookie on tour?