Sunday, August 19, 2007
Weather Function Added
With BBoB X only days away now, and we find ourselves looking for ways to get through the day, you can spend part of that time checking the current conditions and forecast for the upcoming weekend in Southern Pines. Thanks to our friends at Accuweather, weather info is now part of the Boozers site.
Monday, August 6, 2007
Let the Games Begin!
The teams have been picked, and the home stretch is upon us. Coming out of tonight's draft at Taco Mac, your 2007 teams battling for the BBoB X title are as follows (proper team names forthcoming):
8-lb., 6-oz. Baby Jesus
Zeigler (picked 1st & 8th)
O'Connor
Seaman
Head & the Alcohooligans
Gulick (picked 2nd and 7th)
Connolly
Lintner
The Killer B's
Messer (picked 3rd & 6th)
Shags
Barkley
We're Too Cool to Release Our Team Name to the Public
Cheek (picked 4th & 5th)
Bodner
Hilley
Good luck to all!
8-lb., 6-oz. Baby Jesus
Zeigler (picked 1st & 8th)
O'Connor
Seaman
Head & the Alcohooligans
Gulick (picked 2nd and 7th)
Connolly
Lintner
The Killer B's
Messer (picked 3rd & 6th)
Shags
Barkley
We're Too Cool to Release Our Team Name to the Public
Cheek (picked 4th & 5th)
Bodner
Hilley
Good luck to all!
Monday, July 30, 2007
the Road
I think that I may have a shot to play well at Tobacco Road if I'm able to replace myself with my alter ego on tiger woods. From seeing a couple new pictures, we may all be popping some prozac after the round.
first tee shot - 190 to carry the hills, fairway runs out at 250. so catch it good but not too good.
first tee shot - 190 to carry the hills, fairway runs out at 250. so catch it good but not too good.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Draft Set for Monday, August 6
BBoB Commissioner Eric von Bodenheimer announced today amidst mass speculation and anticipation that the team draft for Boozers Battle of the Bogeys X will take place Monday, August 6 at 6:30pm. The Taco Mac Perimeter location will once again serve as host venue, after many successful years in the dirty back room of $3 Cafe, or whatever it was last called before it was torn down.
In an official release, Bodner very eloquently said, "Well, the 10th edition is now only 30 days away from us... and Southern Pines doesn't know what they have coming. With the tournament now less than a month away, we are due to have our draft."
Brian Messer, projected to be one of the four players who will be drafting a team, made no objections, but did make it known he would need ample time to drive his golf cart back to Peachtree City in order to be home by 9:30 so not to miss his favorite shows, "My Super Sweet 16" and "Engaged and Underage".
Eric Cheek, the only "captain" yet to confirm, was rumored to be somewhere in middle Georgia watching teenage girls with no shoes on play golf. Fortunately for the high integrity of the Boozers' Tour, Cheek has not yet appeared on NBC's "To Catch a Predator."
See you on August 6th.
In an official release, Bodner very eloquently said, "Well, the 10th edition is now only 30 days away from us... and Southern Pines doesn't know what they have coming. With the tournament now less than a month away, we are due to have our draft."
Brian Messer, projected to be one of the four players who will be drafting a team, made no objections, but did make it known he would need ample time to drive his golf cart back to Peachtree City in order to be home by 9:30 so not to miss his favorite shows, "My Super Sweet 16" and "Engaged and Underage".
Eric Cheek, the only "captain" yet to confirm, was rumored to be somewhere in middle Georgia watching teenage girls with no shoes on play golf. Fortunately for the high integrity of the Boozers' Tour, Cheek has not yet appeared on NBC's "To Catch a Predator."
See you on August 6th.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
I'm way to bored at work today
- Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her. ~Val Doonican
- If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. ~Horace G. Hutchinson
- If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean Martin
- When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. ~Author Unknown
- My handicap? Woods and irons. ~Chris Codiroli
- "Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is "Wear it if it clashes." ~Henry Beard, Golfing, 1985
- The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez
- Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. ~Tiger Woods
- Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~Jimmy DeMaret
- "Hit it hard. It will land somewhere."Mark Calcavecchia
- "Now there is a perfectly sliced shot. And by perfect, I mean it sucked". -Outlaw Golf
- "Well, it's pretty clear that this player cannot sink any lower than this. Until his wife leaves him. Then he becomes an alcoholic". - Outlaw Golf 2
- If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. ~Horace G. Hutchinson
- If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. ~Dean Martin
- When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. ~Author Unknown
- My handicap? Woods and irons. ~Chris Codiroli
- "Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is "Wear it if it clashes." ~Henry Beard, Golfing, 1985
- The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez
- Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. ~Tiger Woods
- Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~Jimmy DeMaret
- "Hit it hard. It will land somewhere."Mark Calcavecchia
- "Now there is a perfectly sliced shot. And by perfect, I mean it sucked". -Outlaw Golf
- "Well, it's pretty clear that this player cannot sink any lower than this. Until his wife leaves him. Then he becomes an alcoholic". - Outlaw Golf 2
Monday, July 16, 2007
If only Daly would join Boozers
This is great. It looked like Daly was having his own BBOB event with just himself. I especially like it when he gives the cart girl a wad of cash then takes the whole cart (Messer, that is your job this year).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwn7KimEosQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwn7KimEosQ
Monday, July 9, 2007
QBs teeing off at UGA
It might make you feel a little better about yourself to know that Stafford isn't a golden boy at everything. What makes me think he'd be a perfect fit on the BBoB tour?
http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/content/multimedia/video/index.html?clip=22452
http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/content/multimedia/video/index.html?clip=22452
Sunday, July 8, 2007
If Tobacco Road is #10...
I played a course earlier this week in Dothan, Alabama that I can't believe isn't in the Top 50 list so I'm going to assume it's #51.
See the link to the scorecard here:
http://www.rtjgolf.com/courses/highlandoaks/scorecard.htm
With Boozer's around the corner I decided to play it as tough as it gets so I played it from the "Purple" tees. We played the Magnolia and Marshwood nines that measure a ridiculous 7,704 yards with a 493 yard par 4 and a 701 yard par 5.
It's just a shade tougher than the Marietta City Club....you hear me Seaman?
See the link to the scorecard here:
http://www.rtjgolf.com/courses/highlandoaks/scorecard.htm
With Boozer's around the corner I decided to play it as tough as it gets so I played it from the "Purple" tees. We played the Magnolia and Marshwood nines that measure a ridiculous 7,704 yards with a 493 yard par 4 and a 701 yard par 5.
It's just a shade tougher than the Marietta City Club....you hear me Seaman?
Friday, July 6, 2007
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