BBoB Commissioner Eric von Bodenheimer announced today amidst mass speculation and anticipation that the team draft for Boozers Battle of the Bogeys X will take place Monday, August 6 at 6:30pm. The Taco Mac Perimeter location will once again serve as host venue, after many successful years in the dirty back room of $3 Cafe, or whatever it was last called before it was torn down.
In an official release, Bodner very eloquently said, "Well, the 10th edition is now only 30 days away from us... and Southern Pines doesn't know what they have coming. With the tournament now less than a month away, we are due to have our draft."
Brian Messer, projected to be one of the four players who will be drafting a team, made no objections, but did make it known he would need ample time to drive his golf cart back to Peachtree City in order to be home by 9:30 so not to miss his favorite shows, "My Super Sweet 16" and "Engaged and Underage".
Eric Cheek, the only "captain" yet to confirm, was rumored to be somewhere in middle Georgia watching teenage girls with no shoes on play golf. Fortunately for the high integrity of the Boozers' Tour, Cheek has not yet appeared on NBC's "To Catch a Predator."
See you on August 6th.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's get our facts straight, Billy!
I was in Southeast Georgia.
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